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Sunday, August 3, 2014

Crazy Horn





When I was 19 years old, I promised my dear friend Kate Mannle that I would climb the Matterhorn with her (4478m/14,692ft). Last summer, I went on a climbing trip in the Italian Dolomites with Jim Gilchrist and it seemed like the perfect time make good on my promise to Kate.  I made the excited call to Kate. It was time to climb the Matterhorn, I told her.  Kate said yes, promptly watched a You Tube video of climbing the Matterhorn, vomited and decided the Matterhorn wasn’t for her. I would go solo. 


During my time in Switzerland I would be traveling with my mom and my goal was to climb the Matterhorn as efficiently as I could so I didn’t take away the opportunity to spend time with her.  First, I would take the railway to Gornergrat (3100m) with my mom and all my gear. After site seeing, my mom could take the train back to Zermatt and I would traverse over to the Hornli Hut (3260m). On the map it looked perfect.  In reality the traverse from Gornergrat wasn’t so feasible.  Glaciers and a huge rift separated me from the Hornli. I took the train back to Zermatt with my mom feeling defeated before even starting. 



Back in Zermatt, in the late afternoon, I raced to the tram that takes you toward the Hornli Hut. The lady was closing the ticket office and I begged her for a ticket. She caved, and sold me a very overpriced tram ride. By 6pm I was at the Hornli Hut debating what to do. Break the bank and stay in the hut? Bivy around the hut? Or start climbing? I didn’t want to follow guides up the route and the lower mountain looked free of crowds so I decided to start climbing. I would climb until dark and then bivy on a ledge. 


I started by emptying a Starbucks Via into my Nalgene, shaking it, and having three quarters of my only liter of coffee water spray all over me. As it happens the only liter of water I bought in town was carbonated.  A liter at the Hornli Hut was 10 Euros, so 300mls would have to do for the next 10 hours.


At dark I found a small ledge to scramble to off the main route with an old piton to clip into. I clipped in and settled into my summer down sleeping bag. Within minutes a pssssh of air signified the deflating of my air pad and I was laying uncomfortably on the rocks. It ended up being a very cold and sleepless night.


A show of brilliant stars and glowing moonlight filled the sky. Soft white shadows of moonlit glaciers glowed in the distance.  I listened to a choir of gneisses and other sedimentary rock fall and explode down steep slopes through the night. At times I felt the presence of friends recently lost and the souls of the ill-fated and disastrous Whymper party in 1865. The plus about shivering all night is you are ready for an early alpine start.  

After several sleepless hours, I was awoken by the clatter of carabiners and the wondering serpent of headlamps.  My plan was to start before the guided groups but the guides in anticipation of a warm day started early. I packed up my gear as quickly as possible and started climbing. I was a few parties from the lead group.  Apparently, I hadn’t gotten the memo that private climbers (unguided parties or soloist) are expected to be behind all the guided groups. I instantly found myself in a very hostile situation at 13,000ft on the side of a vertical rock face smeared in verglas. I was sandwiched by an angry Swiss guide in front of me and an angry Swiss guide behind me screaming . At one point, the guide directly behind me got within 6 inches of my face and yelled “You have no right to be here……” In a bottle neck of fixed lines, high on the route, I saw a line to the left and quickly scrambled around the guided groups and away from the yelling Swiss guides. 

Those Swiss guides; like caricatures of themselves- chiseled faces, perfect tans, pressed Gortex jackets, neat mountaineering coils and chests sticking out farther than their noses give the Matterhorn some serious character. The Matterhorn is a scene, a beautiful one, but still a scene.  After tiptoeing across the summit knife edge ridge unroped with heart thumping, I reached the summit iconic cross. Hours later I was in the streets of Zermatt enjoying block party food for Swiss National Day with my mom.